America's Most Lovably Delusional Tribe: A Field Guide to the Sports Fan
No other nation on earth produces a human being quite like the American sports fan — a creature capable of weeping over a fantasy football lineup while simultaneously painting their torso blue in 19-degree weather. This is a love letter, a roast, and a genuine attempt to explain why the most irrational fan behavior on the planet is also, somehow, the most beautiful. God bless every single one of them.